If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Randomize
