Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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