All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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