I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Randomize
