i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Operation Purity has been aborted
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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