You did not just play the dead husband card again.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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