Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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