How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we're making bets on your personal life
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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