Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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