They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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