I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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