Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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