he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize