i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Randomize
