The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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