So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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