Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
A+ Viking dick
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
