do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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