He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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