You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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