Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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