508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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