...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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