I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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