When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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