yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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