there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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