You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just gift wrapped bread.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I need moral support for this bender
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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