you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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