Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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