I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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