Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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