Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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