Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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