like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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