well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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