I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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