Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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