My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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