so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Hippo gnu deer
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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