she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
where am i from again
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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