Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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