Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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