For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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