Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
