They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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