so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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