question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Is it because I queefed?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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