Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize