as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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