I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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