Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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