You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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